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cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited
Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!
cookie boner by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009

cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven
my dads pp was a cookie boner
cookie boner by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.
Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!
Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

Boneless cookie 

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.
I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004