cooterus

an endearing term used to describe the nether regions of a womans anatomy; tipically easily penitrated if aproached in the correct manner

hey baby is you gon let me hits that cooterus?

by Roachie May 17, 2005

Cooterus

The area right in between the cooter and uterus

He kicked her right in the cooterus

by Peetskeet November 15, 2017

CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.

"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.

Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.

by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

cooterspank

A cooterspank is a person who cums on the ass then licks it off and spits it in the girls mouth.

Wooow Riley is such a cooterspank he really knows how to lick and spite

by Trevor hodgiz March 1, 2018

Cooteris

The description of the clitoris in the vagina. Cooteris brings both words together to form one whole beautiful sexual experience.

I was so horny that I just wanted him in my cooteris

by dacontjl1891 November 18, 2010

cooters and flax

1.) a profound expression of confusion or misunderstanding
2.) a word of unknown origin, created by Big O and Val

1.) Cooters and flax? What the crap did you say?
2.) Big O: Holy cooters! Look at that flax!
Val: Cooters and flax?!

by Big O September 14, 2003