cooterus

an endearing term used to describe the nether regions of a womans anatomy; tipically easily penitrated if aproached in the correct manner
hey baby is you gon let me hits that cooterus?
by Roachie May 16, 2005
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cooteru

a recent model Subaru Outback which was purchased by either:
a. wealthy parents who don't want to spoil their child
with a luxury car, or
b. lesbians
Often cooteru's come equipped with luxurious amenities, including heated leather seats and popout cupholders, however this is never enough to offset the disappointment of owning a subaru outback.
Butch: "Hey guys! Come look at my new car!"
Tanner: "What did you get, a Lexus?"
Butch: "No I got a Subaru Outback!"
Tanner: "What, you got a Cooteru? Do those two lesbians dyking out in the backseat come standard?
by Dan Lamp March 09, 2008
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Cooterus

The area right in between the cooter and uterus
He kicked her right in the cooterus
by Peetskeet November 16, 2017
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