cootersnatch 

A vagina. Commonly used in the midwest.

I had sex with my date last night. Her cootersnatch was mine for the taking, Russel!

cootersnatch by West Zephyr September 7, 2003

cootersnatch 

1. v usually when dancing, when a man pulls the reach around to rub the genitalia cooter, over or under the pants.
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong

Shit got wild once he cootersnatched me at the frat house.

cootersnatch by Lindsey09 January 20, 2011

cootersnatch 

Universal meaning. Like the word fuck.

You're such a cootersnatch.

Did you have a cootersnatching good weekend?

I'm going to cootersnatch, be right back.

cootersnatch by negro April 11, 2005

cooter snatch 

A vagina!!!!! Plain and simple.

If you plan on having your dick sucked, then you better plan on eating some cooter snatch!!!!!

cooter snatch by Chanel aka Spamdelight September 12, 2006

Pootersnatch 

A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.

"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."

Pootersnatch by Vitakka October 6, 2011

Cootersnitcher 

A person that engages in the act of snitching cooter. A person that drugs a woman, making her fall unconscious, and while she is unconscious, takes her back to her home and has sex with her, leaving her to wake up in her own bed wondering how she got home and what she did the night before.

Dan is such a cootersnitcher.

You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.

Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.

Cootersnitcher by lolmaster420_69 March 9, 2011

Cooterpatch 

Better word for Pubic Hair

Whats that? my cooterpatch.

Cooterpatch by Courtney Dawson July 10, 2006