noun: inflamed colon, similar symptoms as colitis but caused by drinking too many coors light.
Typically found in men 35 or over who try to keep up with the "younger" crowd. Can be cured with coming to realization you will now be called sir when checking out at the grocery store.
Excuse me, is there a public restroom? I have a bad case of coorslightis.
I had to leave a still photo of me in my zoom meeting, I was tending to a bad case of coorslightis. What did I miss?
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.