noun: inflamed colon, similar symptoms as colitis but caused by drinking too many coors light.
Typically found in men 35 or over who try to keep up with the "younger" crowd. Can be cured with coming to realization you will now be called sir when checking out at the grocery store.
Excuse me, is there a public restroom? I have a bad case of coorslightis.
I had to leave a still photo of me in my zoom meeting, I was tending to a bad case of coorslightis. What did I miss?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'