Officer: Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?
Driver: I've had a few.
Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.
Driver: I've had a few.
Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.
by Feedstoremafia March 1, 2018
Amazing beer, simply because of both price and availability. Has made both freshmen year, and girls, much better. Good beer that gets you drunk, and isn't that the most important thing in college?
John "Hey man, I'm bored.. It's thursday, at this boring ass college"
Erik "Well John, I got some Coors Light that will get us fucked up"
Erik "Well John, I got some Coors Light that will get us fucked up"
by FuckingFowls March 26, 2010
Cheap beer that isnt the best tasting, but is great to drink with friends just to have fun and get drunk. Popular among young people (especially college).
Don't diss Coors Light just because its not some fancy rich-ass beer. It gets you drunk, and thats all that counts.
by Kamoflage July 28, 2004
quite possibly the greatest beer in american history. a beer that embodies the american dream, and those who dont think so are communists.
by haydobiscuit January 4, 2011
Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.
by Seth December 2, 2004
Bland Flavorless alcohol delivery unit that sells because people are too scared to try real beers like Pilsner Urquell or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale .
Don't tell me how good my beer is. I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Coors Light, okay? When I drink a beer, I want to taste it.
by Beerman September 22, 2003