Coors Light is the coldest and best tasting beer ever! It's delicious! It's alcoholic and not weak. It's medium to strong. Coors Light goes down smooth. Coors Light taste awesome! It's like all the good taste and cool things put into one. Anywhere from a few to a 6-pack of Coors is awesome! When the mountains turn blue, it's supercold and ready to drink. The tastiest and coldest beer ever.
Hank: This Coors Light is awesome!

Dole: Yes! Delicious!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
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Amazing beer, simply because of both price and availability. Has made both freshmen year, and girls, much better. Good beer that gets you drunk, and isn't that the most important thing in college?
John "Hey man, I'm bored.. It's thursday, at this boring ass college"
Erik "Well John, I got some Coors Light that will get us fucked up"
by FuckingFowls March 26, 2010
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quite possibly the greatest beer in american history. a beer that embodies the american dream, and those who dont think so are communists.
billy went to the liquor store to buy a 30 rack of coors light for his party
by haydobiscuit January 4, 2011
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Cheap beer that isnt the best tasting, but is great to drink with friends just to have fun and get drunk. Popular among young people (especially college).
Don't diss Coors Light just because its not some fancy rich-ass beer. It gets you drunk, and thats all that counts.
by Kamoflage July 28, 2004
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Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.
micro brewery's are for trendy metro sexuals.
by Seth December 2, 2004
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Bland Flavorless alcohol delivery unit that sells because people are too scared to try real beers like Pilsner Urquell or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale .
Don't tell me how good my beer is. I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Coors Light, okay? When I drink a beer, I want to taste it.
by Beerman September 22, 2003
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