coorslightis

Coors•Light•Is

noun: inflamed colon, similar symptoms as colitis but caused by drinking too many coors light.

Typically found in men 35 or over who try to keep up with the "younger" crowd. Can be cured with coming to realization you will now be called sir when checking out at the grocery store.
Excuse me, is there a public restroom? I have a bad case of coorslightis.

I had to leave a still photo of me in my zoom meeting, I was tending to a bad case of coorslightis. What did I miss?
by Sweeptheleg26 February 03, 2022
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