Coons 

Plural of coon; Multiple Australian Aboriginals

We all Packed in the car like coons on the way to the bottle shop for some coolibah

Coons by Shaun March 14, 2005

coons 

a sexually transmitted disease in which during intercourse the raccoon emerges from the vaginal canal and bites 2-3 inches off the tip of the penis.

keith has coons D:

coons by unfaithful acception July 25, 2011

coons 

A word used as "cool"

that jacket is so coons i wish i had it.

coons by TEAYAMS March 24, 2009

Coons 

Another word for the female private part

My coons are bleeding this week! I can't go swimming!

Coons by Krystine March 1, 2005

Coons Ass

A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.

"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)

Coons Ass by Poop Stain Barney July 9, 2011

Coons Age 

hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years

Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age

Coons Age by F.a.S - Alex "Chadahooch" Leighton June 3, 2003

coons age 

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

coons age by Shattoww January 24, 2008