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a sexually transmitted disease in which during intercourse the raccoon emerges from the vaginal canal and bites 2-3 inches off the tip of the penis.
keith has coons D:
coons by unfaithful acception July 25, 2011
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that jacket is so coons i wish i had it.
coons by TEAYAMS March 24, 2009
My coons are bleeding this week! I can't go swimming!
Coons by Krystine March 1, 2005
A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.
"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)

Coons Age 

hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years
Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age

coons age 

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".
I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.
coons age by Shattoww January 24, 2008