coonspiracy

A takeoff of the word conspiracy, anything underhanded done by blacks or against blacks.

Al sharpton said it was a coonspiracy that the Sanford Fl. police did not arrest George Zimmerman.

by Steve2337 July 26, 2012

Coonspiracy

The plotting and planning raccoons do with the local dogs to make them the largest mess possible of my garbage cans and bags.

I try not to be depressed by the knowledge that, every day, raccoons meet up with dogs in dark places in a coonspiracy to go out that night and rip open my garbage bags and spread the contents as widely as possible to upset me. They all hide their faces behind those masks nature provided them.

by You rReal Name May 15, 2024

iphone conspiracy

used by many 1D fans to speak on “larry stylinson”

“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”

-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)

by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020

Conspiracy

A collective noun that describes a group of drones.

A Conspiracy of Drones has been spotted flying over towns in Colorado and Nebraska.

by Shuffle Function January 6, 2020

iPhone Conspiracies

If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.

(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)

For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚

by dsfgaj09lo May 19, 2021

Cornish conspiracy theory

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.

'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?

by Hywell June 19, 2008

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012