Coonments

1. Comments, or large swathes of comments in comment sections, especially in all-black, or predominantly black, online spaces with a pervasive air of internalized anti-blackness or agreement with bigoted individuals, institutions, fandoms, etc. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.
2. Any comment of a coonish nature made online by a black person. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.

I had to block Brian, I was tired of him putting coonments under my posts

Coonments by John Cloccwork March 26, 2026

Coonments

1. Comments, or large swathes of comments in comment sections, especially in all-black, or predominantly black, online spaces with a pervasive air of internalized anti-blackness or agreement with bigoted individuals, institutions, fandoms, etc. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.
2. Any comment of a coonish nature made online by a black person. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.

I had to block Brian, I was tired of him putting coonments under my posts

Coonments by John Cloccwork March 26, 2026

Youtube comments 

The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.

*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video

Youtube comments by Extinguisher February 1, 2014

YouTube Comments 

Cancer

YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.

YouTube Comments by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Table of Contents 

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.

Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.

Table of Contents by Falling Upward February 21, 2020

YouTube Comments 

When read, reader usually dies a little inside.

Typical YouTube Comments:

U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...

YouTube Comments by Talking shit September 26, 2014

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket! by CFGS December 18, 2010