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coonmuffin 

Used as an insult to mad black people.
Black Guy:Dud i wil kill you nigger
Dude:What a coonmuffin.
coonmuffin by APFAMR February 2, 2015
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Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.
John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.
Cockmuffin by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
Cockmuffin by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

cockmuffin

The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.
" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "
cockmuffin by Newblord. June 22, 2003

Cockmuffin

A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".
"Hey check this out i made a cockmuffin"
Cockmuffin by =Ripper= January 26, 2006

poochmuffin 

a wouman with a saggy loose vagina that prefers to use the doggystlye position
That slut is such a poochmuffin, she only goes doggystyle.
poochmuffin by raging rooster January 14, 2007