Neurotypical coonies stand for basically anything weird going on inside your head. Don't like the texture of your food? It's making you get neurotypical coonies. Someones sweater is ugly as fuck? It's givign you neurotypical coonies.

Jesus, your breath is giving me neurotypical coonies.

Neurotypical coonies by cooniemaster3000 December 12, 2023

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needle cooties

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

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Cookies Up

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.

My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.

Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

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Carni -cooties

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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