Neurotypical coonies stand for basically anything weird going on inside your head. Don't like the texture of your food? It's making you get neurotypical coonies. Someones sweater is ugly as fuck? It's givign you neurotypical coonies.

Jesus, your breath is giving me neurotypical coonies.

Neurotypical coonies by cooniemaster3000 December 12, 2023

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needle cooties

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

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Cookies Up

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.

My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.

Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

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Carni -cooties

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

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