coomstation

A PlayStation console that has been converted, by the sweaty palms of a hard-working coomer, into a time-traveling pornographic warping device. It is not recommended to try inserting any form disc into such a machine, as it's primary function has been converted, and doing so may cause immediate and deadly ejection.

The power button on a coomstation remains a taboo subject for many button-pressing lovers, as it is hardly pressable due to a white fading substance that encrusts the button.

by Chewonarock September 3, 2021

cumstation

kum-steigh-shun; Noun;

Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.

Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?

by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008

Cormutation

The act of appearing to be deep in philosophical thought, while actually thinking about food and/or sex.

"He looked cormutatively out the window at a woman about to have her dress blown up by the wind".
"Deep in cormutation, he was unaware his friends were laughing at him seducing his own leg with his hands".

by DangerThursday.com May 2, 2011

Coonstations

When a black man enters a small English village where only whites live.

And they all panic like they have never seen one before..

Get to your Coonstations everyone.. A nigga is approaching the village.

by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

commitation

Commit messages to a VCS that serve as (likely the only form of) documentation. Code comments are sometimes sources of amusing rants, but commit messages are usually comedy gold. (for nerds)

There isn't any documentation but the commitation is excellent. You probably won't need much else to get the code running.

by NotThatBruno November 3, 2016

Cumstation Crustacean

When you attach any crustacean to your pp during noon causing ejaculation

The janitor did a cumstation crustacean yesterday afternoon in front of the police chief

by a phuslickker April 6, 2026