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When its December 1st and you have successfully survived No Nut November, so you release the biggest nut of the year in a powerful semen beam

Guy 1: "Your walls weren't white the last time I was here. Did you have a change of mind? Cause it actually looks pretty good."
Guy 2: "Nah it was a result of my coomblast, it was too powerful this year."

coomblast by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019

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cumblastable

Blast of cum that Is capable of being shot into the mouth and comming out the nose

I was so turned on that one touch put me in a cumblastable state.

cumblastable by Princess Jewels January 4, 2014

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Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.

Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!

Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast by Sonix June 23, 2014

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crumblast

an expression of disagreement or anger

B: Hey, I just lost your fake i.d.
K: ahh crumblast!

crumblast by bbbbrittney October 3, 2006

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cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

cockblaster by Roberto January 8, 2004

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National Cumblast Your Mom Day

National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *

National Cumblast Your Mom Day by your cumblasted mom June 15, 2020

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complastode

Abbreviation of COMpact PLAstic STOrage DEvice. Because Tupperware is a brand.
Pronounced 'com plas toad.'

Hey, Nancy, can you hand me that complastode? I need something to put my food in.

complastode by effabregas August 22, 2011

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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