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a person who is popular with the retros but not the preppies, a stolen term, a person who is the epitome of coolness.
That girl was such a coolkid, she could hang out with me anytime-A retro
coolkid by asupercoolkid March 16, 2011
A noun used to describe a grouping a people who are funny and say that they are coolkids as a sarcastic, yet serious term.

It was originated by Mikenna.
"We're you really a gangta banana for halloween?
"Yeahh, Imma coolkid, that's what I do"
CoolKid by oOKenKenOo March 2, 2009

buttcrack coolidge 

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

Jack Coolidge

Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body
Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly

Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
Jack Coolidge by DixFlopping August 22, 2020

wow, cool kid 

Some douchebag or dumbass attempts or accomplish such a "cool move" action to show off or show the skills they've gain from their whole miserable life.

To speak this sentence, the comma acts as a pause between the word 'wow' and 'cool'.
Jack just did a three-pointer 3 times in a row! Wow, cool kid.

Jerry mimics an NPC walk. Wow, cool kid.

She said a bad word. Wow, cool kid.

This kid just called me a nigga. Wow, cool kid.

He just told me he lost his virginity. Wow, cool kid.
wow, cool kid by Garrystan March 26, 2018

coolaid drinker 

Derived from the Johns town cult that commit mass sucide by drinking poison cool aid on orders from their leader. A dyed in the wool Republican who is certain that nothing the political party could do can ever be wrong.
Dude stay away from politics at my parents house, my moms a cool aid drinker.
"If Haliburton doubled the price of the contract and still didn’t perform they obviously needed more money."
coolaid drinker by Dangerous Dave I September 7, 2005