a website that's a goddamn heaven for kids cause only like 5% of the games actually have math and the teachers be thinking he's doing education like a good little child
Mr. Marijuana: "Timmy, are you playing video games while you're supposed to be doing math?"
Timmy: "It's okay, Mr. Marijuana, I'm just doing Coolmathgames!"
Mr. Marijuana: "Okey Dokey Carry on then."
The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubesup your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.