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are we cool now
are we cool now by awesome lover February 27, 2017
cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011
cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
cool story bro, now make me a sandwich by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011
cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich
This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich by thefajita October 25, 2015
cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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