showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011
This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita September 7, 2015
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
by hellomotherf**ker February 10, 2012
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 11, 2011
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