Vegetables

Vegetables are what food eats.

The food chain works as such: Vegetables are eaten by delicious animals, which are eaten by men. No exceptions.

by Powerslave1123 April 26, 2010

Vegetables

Slang for Marijuana. Used mainly when referring to, or asking for it, it in a public setting. So as not to, hopefully, alert strangers to a drug reference. Also see Bones

"Do you have any good vegetables Man?".

by TomEEMM September 18, 2006

Vegetables

Things u don’t like

Vegetables fucking suck

by Pokemike June 30, 2019

Vegetal

ANGERY

Man 1: here is your food sir.
Man 2: cool and good.
Man 2: *goes to eat food and vegetable jumps into mouth*
Man 2: I TASTE A VEGETAL! ANGERY.

by Tumbly December 16, 2016

vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out

Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003