cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.

Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"

by forjarvis November 13, 2011

Blocked Cool Math Games

Depression for all kids.

"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"

by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019

big black cool aid loving nigga

a unwanted black person witch is a theif i mean they all are that loves bannanas waternmelon and fucking kool aid fucking cotton pickers

i saw one of those big black cool aid loving nigga people today fucking cunts

by hreru8h May 24, 2024

Cookblocking

The act of using up ingredients in the fridge so another cannot cook what they intended to

Me: Jim where's the cheese?
Jim: Oh I ate it.
Me: God damn it Jim stop cookblocking me!

by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013

cookblocker

Anyone who intervenes in the kitchen with their unwanted opinion whilst one is trying to cook their dish. This also includes but is not excluded to the taking over of cooking duties and or sabotaging an already perfect dish by secretly adding their own shitty ingredients

Girl: Man what is that guy in Ratatouille doing to that already perfect soup dish?
Guy: He's totally a cookblocker; look at what he's doing to the soup with those shitty herbs.
Girl: Who would do such a thing?
Guy: Idk, he's like a ginger.
Girl: Point made.

by osmocosmo January 13, 2014

Cookblock

(Verb) Acting like T. Cook by making things: proprietary, serialized (when one component is paired with another via serial numbers), difficult or impossible to repair (glueing components together, making exclusive deals with component manufacturers).

Engaging in consumer-unfriendly practices.

I wanted to replace my laptop's cracked screen, but the company Cookblocked me by making me buy an entire lid assembly instead of just the panel.

by anonymous July 20, 2023