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Urban Coctionary 

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang
Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary 

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.
Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics
Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003

D*cktionary 

A joke made by many, then forgotten 5 days later, only to reappear when they see this.
Hey, lets look at up in the "D*cktionary"
D*cktionary by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

coctionary 

dictionary full of words where -dic is replaced with -coc.
Joelbill, will you look up the meaning of valecoctorian in your coctionary for Corbabs?
coctionary by Corbabs January 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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