one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.

"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"

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Cockrot

A manky disease caught by making it large with women when unprotected

Rumour has it a member of the Oligarchy has Cockrot

Cockrot by spiralJunkie May 24, 2007

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cookroach

cookroach is when a black person has a very small penis.

Niyasha- Michael show me your black penis.
Michael- i dont know, im kinda scared.
Niyasha- it doesnt matter just show it
Michael- ok ill do it
Niyasha- OMG you have a cookroach!

cookroach by ompa loompa November 2, 2010

Cockrot

A penis that has become infected by a Sexually Transmitted Disease, usually characterized by sores, discharge and spots

Oh man, I totally got cockrot from that nasty chick last week! My penis is oozing brown stuff!

Cockrot by sdh7444 October 18, 2010

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cockrot

Kyah, woman infested with cock

That chick, Kyah, is filled with cockrot

cockrot by Jesse,Tyson,James June 3, 2004

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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