cookiejar
A jar more purposeful than pretty yielding confectionery, cakes and other reltaed items of interest.
cookiejar by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008
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Cookiejar
adj. An attractive young lady who is not intelligent, alluding to the idea that a cookiejar can be pretty, but is ultimately empty of anything of substance.
Cookiejar by Brian Ritchie May 21, 2007
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Cookiehandjob
When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.
Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.
Cookiehandjob by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Cookieman’s ass cheeks
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cookie jar
cookie jar by Corban March 5, 2005
Cookieman’s fat ass
Cookieman’s fat ass by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
Cookiegasm
To experience an undiscribably amazing sensation in your mouth after biting into a fresh, mouthwatering cookie.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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