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adj. An attractive young lady who is not intelligent, alluding to the idea that a cookiejar can be pretty, but is ultimately empty of anything of substance.
-Dude, did you see that blonde, she's a bombshell!

-Yea, man, but she's a total cookiejar.
Cookiejar by Brian Ritchie May 21, 2007

Cookiehandjob 

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.
Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.
Cookiehandjob by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Cookieman’s ass cheeks 

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

cookie jar 

A woman's genitals, namely because fisting her is like reaching into a cookie jar.
Ooh, busted. He got his hands caught in her cookie jar.
cookie jar by Corban March 5, 2005

Cookieman’s fat ass 

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well
Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

Cookiegasm 

To experience an undiscribably amazing sensation in your mouth after biting into a fresh, mouthwatering cookie.
Nick had a cookiegasm after biting into a delicious, homemade chocolate chip cookie.