Cookietard

Something or someone who is lovely, cute and sweet but very stupid at the same time. cute and pathetic at the same time Like a puppy who runs into a glass-door.

Girl -Oh look at that guy over there on the Harley Davidson.
Boy -Yeah I see him, bet he feels proud on that bike.

*Guy on harley looks at them and smirks*

Girl -Bet he's got a small dick too. Poor bastard.
Boy -Yeah, what a cookietard!

by Zaniya January 5, 2010

Cookiehandjob

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Commietard

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.

Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...

by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009

Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

Cookietron

The result of placing wads of cookie dough too close together on a baking sheet. When heated, they merge like Voltron to form one huge cookie: Cookietron.

Dude, I put the whole package of dough into a pie pan and I've got the most awesome Cookietron. Grab a fork.

by Matt Hutson December 7, 2005

cockretarded

A condition that mainly affects nieve young girls. It's cause is insecurity and a deep dependence for and an unwillingness to live without cock. Onset is quick with only one result ~ stupidity. This condition can also affect hoebags ~ see definition.

"She done gone cockretarded!"
"What does she see in him?", "Nothin' she's just gone cockretarded."

by MMMM Beer June 7, 2009

cookiejar

A jar more purposeful than pretty yielding confectionery, cakes and other reltaed items of interest.

The cookiejar's ajar, just help yourself.

by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008