Cooked Up 

The state of being extremely high on meth or crack type drugs.

Damn that chick Jaynie sure was cooked up

Cooked Up by Rev. Foxx May 20, 2010

Cooked Up Bat 

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

Cooked Up Bat by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

cooked up niggaz 

when you drive by some crack addicts on sunset boulevard

Mike: “Damn, did you see those cooked up niggaz we just drove by?”
Samantha: “Nope, I was busy giving you road head.”
Mike: “Yeah you were bitch!!! I didn’t say stop…”

cooked up niggaz by big papa blizzy November 20, 2023

Coked Up 

Being Under the influence of Cocaine Hydrochloride. See Jacked Up

I got ahold of a ball and was coked up till 9am at my boy's house.

Coked Up by TheHose February 2, 2005

coozed up gypsy

The term responsible for the paradigm shift in how gypsys will be viewed in centuries to follow. Coozed up is a word absent from the vernacular but is used in reference to a drunk, or a whore...I think.

"Now listen here, you coooooozed up gypsy!"
-Master Shake

coozed up gypsy by Dee July 14, 2004

cooped up 

To confine in or as if in a coop.

Surrounded by an enclosure, cage, or some sort of restiction as for poultry or small animals.

An uncomfortably confined space.

A prison.

I've been cooped up in my room for the past two weeks preparing for this exam.

cooped up by Deridas November 10, 2006

Crooked Up The Ass 

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

Crooked Up The Ass by shwat October 8, 2007