coochpouch 

when you wear your mask as a thong. credit: sk

“yo we fucked but her pussy had a coochpouch”
“yeah i have innie, but also a coochpouch

coochpouch by badussydestroyer36 December 3, 2021

coochmooch 

when a male mooches off of another male friend for a vulnerable ex girlfriend to get some easy ass.

fuck john. that's the third phone number i've given you this week. you're being a cooch mooch.

coochmooch by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

Coochpunch 

When aggravated by a girl you perform a spinning uppercut punch to the female genitalia. Kind of like a Lightning uppercut by Kazuya Mishima from Tekken.

Christina- "I HATECHU!"
Me - "COOCHPUNCH!" bam

Coochpunch by pacoooooooooooo!!!!!!!! May 1, 2010

Cooch Pouch 

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.

John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*

Cooch Pouch by smilesalot February 6, 2014

cockpouch

literally it5 means... well nothing. But figuratively it's the same as calling someone a fuckin douche.

1 Guy: I'ma punch you in yo mouf!
2 Guy: What?! Don't be a cockpouch!

cockpouch by Jesse Medeiros November 3, 2006