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coochmooch 

when a male mooches off of another male friend for a vulnerable ex girlfriend to get some easy ass.
fuck john. that's the third phone number i've given you this week. you're being a cooch mooch.
coochmooch by Judge Scott September 13, 2003
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Coochpunch 

When aggravated by a girl you perform a spinning uppercut punch to the female genitalia. Kind of like a Lightning uppercut by Kazuya Mishima from Tekken.
Christina- "I HATECHU!"
Me - "COOCHPUNCH!" bam

Cooch Pouch 

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.
John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*
Cooch Pouch by smilesalot February 6, 2014
literally it5 means... well nothing. But figuratively it's the same as calling someone a fuckin douche.
1 Guy: I'ma punch you in yo mouf!
2 Guy: What?! Don't be a cockpouch!
cockpouch by Jesse Medeiros November 3, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026