cooch pooch

When you are giving a girl oral sex, bite her vagina as hard as you can.

If you're going to perform cooch pooch on a broad, buy ear plugs first.

by meat curtains October 26, 2007

cooch pooch

buldging area just below the stomach and just above the cooch
most often seen in women that have had children or are bloated due to their period
no matter what they do can never get rid of it

she's not fat she just has a cooch pooch

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

cooch pooch

A dog acquired for the purpose of attracting the attention of desirable women.

Did you see the pug Tim brought home from the pound last week? Bitch is a real cooch pooch.

by Brolock January 1, 2009

Cooch Pooch

Cervix and Uterus area.

She got kicked in the cooch pooch!

by Silairam June 12, 2023

Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch

I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch

by Meeka2493 February 28, 2021

Pooch cooch

When the cooch looks (and tastes) like the leftovers you give to your pooch

Dude that pooch cooch was so rank I thought it might try to snap at me

by Byrdieboy996 March 11, 2020

pooch cooch smooch

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.

I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!

by Beaver Skateboards October 4, 2009