coochieboi 

Coochie Mans sidekick, almost as epic although on a lower plane of existence

You are about to be pierced by the long probe of the coochieboi

coochieboi by john smith epic man October 19, 2020

Coochieziety

When your Coochie gets scared of catching an std or desise form something or someone publícaly used

I need to ñee but there’s only public bathrooms around

Ew I just got a wave of coochieziety

Coochieziety by heyyyydumbbitchhere November 8, 2019

Coochietoes

An elite group of lil bastard cryptids on insta. They formed out of a mutual love of moomin. Founded by the great @ toadiarts. They have a long rich history and they worship the almighty chicken little. They are also very Sunnphobic. They’re full name is too long for any sane being to want to hear but typically go by coochietoe and the poopshitters :)

pp1: “man did u see that one of the coochietoes posted some art on insta today?”
pp2: “no way rlly?? i gtg like it rn”
pp3: “who are the coochietoes??”
pp1&2: 👁👁?? “deadass??”
pp3: “nah im fibbin. but i thought they were gonna stream today.”
pp2: “doesn’t mean they can’t post”
haha pp

Coochietoes by notabannana October 23, 2020

Coochielicious 

One who has the tastiest of coochie.

God dayum she coochielicious

Coochielicious by Kc182 November 2, 2020

coochiecooch 

the act of sexual intercourse, otherwise known as "the birds and the bees." This phrase can be used for someone who is too immature to just use the word "sex."

"Hey Brandon! I did the coochiecooch with Sally last night!"
"That was some nasty coochiecooch."

coochiecooch by lanie r. June 5, 2020

coochiemonster 

when someone attacks your coochie from the behind

he brushed me against the wall and coochiemonstered me

coochiemonster by coochiegorl November 24, 2018

Coochiekosis 

A medical condition in which the vaginal canal and labia become covered in a hard, sebaceous cheese substance. This "Smegma" ultimately crystallizes, and causes immediate death. Caused by a hybrid of a virus, bacteria, fungis, and Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. Status: Incurable.

Damn, Madi has Coochiekosis? That's too bad... That bitch knew how to fuck.

Coochiekosis by Fat Cock Francis April 23, 2023