coochiemonster

when someone attacks your coochie from the behind

he brushed me against the wall and coochiemonstered me

by coochiegorl November 24, 2018

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

coochie monster

someone who a fiend for pussy

Kristoffer was the illest coochie monster last night

by R3DruM October 29, 2009

Coochie Monster

Like cookie monster but a known lover of coochie's and eats them on a regular basis

Koner is a huge fucking Coochie Monster!!

by VomitCock May 27, 2017

Coochie Monster’s

A coochie monster is a term used for someone, who is broke, smelly, dusty, or someone who doesn’t clean up nivce, BUT STILL TRYNA HIT

Thomas: Wassup ma lemme rearrange them guts.
Crystal: Nah homie, you and your friends some Coochie Monster’s go take a shower

by lilstarloko September 14, 2020

Coochie Monster

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.

Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!

by gray_bossman September 13, 2019

CookieMonster

A person who goes totaly fan-girl/boy over anything David Cook related. (Winner of American Idol 2008) They call him "Cookie" due to his last name, "Cook" and know as much information on him as a phonebook knows about phone numbers. Will stand in line for ANYTHING David Cook related for about 5 hours (starting at midnight, no less), sleeping in a tent while listening to David Cook CD's they've already purchased and eating only Cerio's in their PJ's. Often found anoying.

Person one: Do you know if Renna's at school today?

Person two: Yeah. She's been in the restroom crying for the past three periods because she couldn't get David Cook tickets.

Person one: Wow, what a CookieMonster.

by DictionarySurfer April 15, 2009