cooch surfer

A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.

Dang, Garrett! You can't propose to a girl you just met being a cooch surfer!

cooch surfer by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017

Couch Surfer 

*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch

Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.

Couch Surfer by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012

couch surfer dude 

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf

He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.

couch surfer dude by RazMutant November 17, 2013

couch surfer 

one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad

After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.

couch surfer by T March 15, 2005

Couch Surfer 

homeless, jobless, loser, with no money, bumming around to find anyone that will let him sleep at their home for free.

"Dennis The Loser Rey", the Ultimate Couch Surfer, and 3-time convicted felon - unable to get a job, pay rent, find a woman, or even sell is shitty artwork to scrape up enough coin to buy a bean burrito, is couch surfing - desperately looking for a naive sucker with a place to plop is fat ass on their couch.

Couch Surfer by BBDinOC April 6, 2017

Couch surfer 

Someone who is from couch to couch crashing/sleeping over at multiple people's house

u gotta stop being a couch surfer and get a place of your own

Couch surfer by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

Orange Couch Surfers 

Any person that was alive during, remembers or is a fan of SNICK. Also see snickers

Can you believe how many Orange Couch Surfers showed up for the finale of Pete and Pete?

Orange Couch Surfers by JBOSSMAN April 7, 2011