convagilations

to congradulate someone on getting laid.

Guy 1- Hey man! how was your weekend?
Guy 2- Pretty great, i finally got laid.
Guy 1- Really? Convagilations! i wish i did something exciting, all i was able to do was fuck your mom, and that's not worth convagilating about.

by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008

Confagulations

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

convagulations

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina

- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!

by βĠ October 10, 2007

Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

convagulations

A word use to praise a birth.

Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!

by turtlehore December 14, 2018

Cross Convagination

lets say you sleep with a girl who slept with a guy recently, which the guy very recently (days at most) slept with a super hot girl and may not have showered before he slept with the girl your about to sleep with.. so in a way you got some of the super hot girl by means of... CROSS CONVAGINATION

Dude,, yesterday I boned Brooke who slept with Justin like a week ago, and a day before Justin boned Brooke he was with Bridgettes fine ass.. you kno what that means.. CROSS CONVAGINATION

by Nick Haggard December 19, 2008