contrapack 

A carrying device, usually in the form of a backpack, that stores contraband.

"Did you see what was in his contrapack? He had a 40, joint papers, lighter, and eye drops!"

contrapack by PDXSam September 23, 2007

Contradick 

When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.

Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>

George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.

Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick

Contradick by In.The.AM July 12, 2012

contramacious

Adjective describing someone who is persistently argumentative and contrary; someone who will always, always find some way to disagree with whatever you say just for the sake of it. Often associated with a short temper and with total logical disconnect.

Bob: So yeah, I hate those darn fundamentalists.
Dave: Yes, they do tend to be a tad small-minded.
Bob: WHAT? Are you saying you hate religious people?
Dave: Er, no...
Bob: Because my mother is religious, you know. DO YOU HATE MY MOM?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Dave: ...You're such a contramacious jerk, aren't you?

contramacious by Brian The Goldfish February 3, 2006

contradick 

a person who is determined to contradict everyone merely for the sake of contradicting, therefore acting in a dickish manner

When I told him the interior was tan, he informed me that it was instead more of a sandy color, what a contradick

contradick by soccerdude19 July 30, 2009

contramac 

An individual who detests and is against the purchase of Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Intense dislike for Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Ryan told Jim he's a contramac because he believes PC's give more bang for their buck.

contramac by S rags December 25, 2010

contradicktion/contradicktory 

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.

Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

contradicktion/contradicktory by QuacksO April 18, 2018

Contradick 

Contradick; noun; someone who reflexively opposes an idea posed to them. Even if they haven't thought about it before

My girlfriend is such a contradick, so stubborn and prideful. Contradicks hi, you try and express an idea and they gotta trample on it, then they get angsty when you call em out.

Contradick by Whilemanaltogether February 18, 2022