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contradicktion

An assertion, premise, or argument so catastrophically stupid and incoherent that it bypasses higher cortical processing and triggers an acute, psychosomatic testicular agony reflex. Runs contra my dick, as it were.
-It was such a blinding contradicktion that I felt an acute throbbing pain in my scrotum.
-Listening to him explain how printing trillions of dollars cures inflation was a pure, unadulterated contra-my fucking-dicktion .
contradicktion by arg_ September 3, 2026

contradicktion/contradicktory 

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.
Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

contradicktion of terms 

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.
Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!
contradicktion of terms by QuacksO February 3, 2023

Cuntradiction 

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Cuntradiction by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019

Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.
Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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cuntradiction 

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do
"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction
cuntradiction by reapernok March 6, 2009
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