Contradick 

When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.

Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>

George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.

Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick

Contradick by In.The.AM July 12, 2012

contradick 

a person who is determined to contradict everyone merely for the sake of contradicting, therefore acting in a dickish manner

When I told him the interior was tan, he informed me that it was instead more of a sandy color, what a contradick

contradick by soccerdude19 July 30, 2009

Contradick 

Contradick; noun; someone who reflexively opposes an idea posed to them. Even if they haven't thought about it before

My girlfriend is such a contradick, so stubborn and prideful. Contradicks hi, you try and express an idea and they gotta trample on it, then they get angsty when you call em out.

Contradick by Whilemanaltogether February 18, 2022

contradick 

a dick of a contra that is found inside a game

he got a really big contradick

contradick by larj January 13, 2008

Cuntradiction 

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.

If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?

Cuntradiction by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019

Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.

Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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Contradicting Contradiction by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016

cuntradiction 

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do

"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction

cuntradiction by reapernok March 6, 2009