Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.
Red Sox and Yankees fan.
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
When you only know the famous part of the lyrics to a song and forget the rest. Symptoms include singing the first few lines enthusiastically, and then mumbling, humming, and stuttering during the rest of the song. People like this should either do some research or keep their mouth shut.
1: You're lipstick stains!...ehnanananana left side brains! dadadada wouldn't forget you!
2: When I was thirteen, I had my first love...jflsfn lnnfanlksksckmksmldsmfjlsnnvkslfsjlkxjvmekfmilfsaln above.
3: Hi, my name is! My name is! My name is! Slim Shady! Hi kids do you like violence? eh duh umm eh uh EYELIDS! wanna cough on me and do extract um erh.................did? try uh um er and get messed up life is? My brain's dead weight, trying blahblahblahblah but I'm ..uh bluhhhh PREGNATE!
4: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Comin out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Oh wait, that's right...
technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;
Ex. 1 (on fb)
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.
That one guy/girl who could get a crowd to do anything...