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Contex is a word used to describe someone who is a total failure in his civil life and sexual life.
No matter how much this person tries, it will eventually result in being a disappointment for his family and his friends.
A Contex is constantly pushed towards depression due to the insults he receives daily for being a disappointment.
Guy 1: "Last week I failed my math class.."
Guy 2: "OMG, you're such a Contex!"
Contex by Piffooo October 16, 2021
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Contex Joke

A joke that really just isnt funny.
Dude, that joke was a Contex Joke.. NOT FUNNY.
Contex Joke by Stevo127 November 6, 2010

Table of Contents 

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.
Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
Table of Contents by Falling Upward February 21, 2020

Context High 

"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.

In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
Context High by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022

non-content 

A word coined by wowcrendor of YouTube. Basically means: content that isn't actually content, which actually makes it content.
Guy 1: Dude look at this sweet new video by wowcrendor!

Guy 2: Nice, that is some high quality non-content.
non-content by Yangarang July 4, 2014

Cactus content 

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content
Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

For Content 

A statement used on the internet for something that's usually unacceptable in normal society, but is excused because it is for the purpose of a Youtube Video.
Dude 1: "Bruh you should go fight that dude for content, it will make the video much more interesting"
Dude 2: "Bruh imma get my a$$ whooped tho"
Dude 1 "Even better! That's a million views!"
For Content by Doc Up September 3, 2021