Contaigery

This refers to the level by which a sickness must have mutated to increase in potency that a sickness that was formerly diagnosed as man-flu has when it is passed on to the heartless s.o.b. that misdiagnosed the sickness to begin with...of course this is due to the fact the the sickness MUST HAVE gotten more powerful upon contagion because the diagnoser claims to not be exagerating the misery but will not apologize for claiming that the diagnosee had.

This in one of the most readily documented instances of instant Karma

Her - Honey, this flu miserable. I want to die. I didn't realize it was that bad when you first had it. It must have gotten stronger since you gave it to me.

Him - That's right. Who's the baby now? I guess you weren't aware of this bug's contaigery.

by S Benedict Cheng March 27, 2008

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

container ass

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.

Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007

Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger

"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."

by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015

contaiged

The present tense of being contagious.

Dude, by double dipping your chip you contaiged the whole bowl of dip.

by JodiInTheRockies August 6, 2010

Douche Container

a vessel in which you store you douche contents

Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina

by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010