contact lens 

The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.

Jamie's gotta wear an eye patch cause her boyfriend gave her a contact lens.

contact lens by Deagans September 8, 2005

Contact Lenses 

Things you stab inside your eye to either fix your eyesight or to see!

It kind of hurts when you put the contacts in, but at least I can see, with the contact lenses!

Contact Lenses by jellybeanbitch October 21, 2021

Contact lenses 

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

Contact lenses by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

canadian contact lenses 

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

canadian contact lenses by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

contactless fuck by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .

guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes

Contactless by hawkk1 July 14, 2019

Contactless Drag 

A contactless drag is something special. It doesn't come around very often, only at the end of a j. So what is a contactless drag, it is when your joint gets to the end and it becomes a stinging roger instead of it burning your lips with the hot roach, you put the joint about 1-2 cm away from your mouth and suck the j without any contact. And that my friends is a contactless drag.

Yo, this joint is too harsh, I might have to do a contactless drag.

Contactless Drag by stingingroger420 March 30, 2022