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Contact Lenses

Things you stab inside your eye to either fix your eyesight or to see!

It kind of hurts when you put the contacts in, but at least I can see, with the contact lenses!

by jellybeanbitch October 22, 2021

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Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

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canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

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