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When your girlfriend (or boyfriend in some cases) tries to take your attention off what you're doing to make her the focus of your attention.
I can't run SM now, I've pull some Girlfriend Aggro and I can't shake her off.
by Deagans March 31, 2006

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The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.
Jamie's gotta wear an eye patch cause her boyfriend gave her a contact lens.
by Deagans August 21, 2005

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