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constubble 

A member of da "prim-'n'-proper police" who goes sniffing around to make sure dat every dude in da precinct has shaved his face smooth.
I went to da Seashore Trolley Museum in Kennebunkport, Maine one day without bothering to "mow da lawn", figgering dat said establishment is such an informal place dat nobody would mind or even notice all dat much if I had a slightly whiskery chin. And sure enough, not only did I receive no disapproving frowns or stares from da staffpeople, but I was highly amused --- and relieved --- to observe dat every single father in da various families of young children who were also touring da museum and riding on da streetcars ALSO had a day-old, so obviously there were indeed no constubbles roaming around to wag their disapproving fingers at anyone.
constubble by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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constable candy 

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!
Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"
constable candy by Evidentary November 28, 2013

special constable 

(UK) A Special Constable is a voluntary Police Officer who is attested in front of a Magistrate and so has full police powers. Special Constables give up their own free time in order to help the policing effort in their local area and "Specials" are much valued members of almost every Police Force in the United Kingdom.
Special Constables are fully empowered Police Officers.
special constable by Kev Lockhart November 29, 2004

special constable 

A Special Constable is a volunteer member of the public who when on duty wears a police uniform and has full police powers of arrest, etc. In 2003 there were approximately 11,000 "Specials" serving with police forces in England and Wales.
Three police officers were deployed to the incident; two regular officers and one Special Constable.

Special Constable 

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.
Special Constable by Michael November 29, 2004

constable 

The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.
constable by Morgan T. May 5, 2006

Special Constable 

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
Special Constable by Paul November 29, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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