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confbubbled 

State of confusion often encountered after indulging in pot smoking. One feels like there is a big bubble of air around his/her head, impeading him/her from absorbing information from the outside world with accuracy.
marm: dude why does it smell like something is burning?
pabst: i dunno
marm: oh my god you've just cinged your nostrils
pabst: noooooooooo way duuuuuuuuuuude i didn't even realise... that's how confbubbled i am... hey why does it feel like we're surrounded by anal radiation???
marm: dunno, man, i'm too confbubbled to feel it.
pabst: shit man, my nostrils are still burning

confbubbled by Marmalicious July 20, 2008
Words you can keep

confumbled 

I am really confumbled right now because I don't know whether to eat chicken or go to the play.
confumbled by fghkftkufjytyfg January 16, 2009

confubbled 

Is it amusing to watch a confubbled person, but only vaguely amusing to be the confubbled person.
confubbled by Coty's Girl November 26, 2005

Conflobbled 

For someones face to look like a Bum Crack.
Wow man your conflobbled

Confumbled 

Being confused after being fumbled
Bro I’m a little confumbled rn. Like idfk what just happened fr.
Confumbled by nekiz June 22, 2023

confubble 

1) baffle
2) infatuate
3) to toy with, as emotions
4) to vaguely confuse; vaguely confuzzle
i think i'm speechless
and i'm just confubbled
confubble by maelstr0m_X1 March 22, 2005

Confubeled 

A Confused little man or woman who is a midget and is a jerk to everyone who is around him/her
You're a Confubeled man.
Confubeled by anonymous May 12, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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