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confbubbled 

State of confusion often encountered after indulging in pot smoking. One feels like there is a big bubble of air around his/her head, impeading him/her from absorbing information from the outside world with accuracy.
marm: dude why does it smell like something is burning?
pabst: i dunno
marm: oh my god you've just cinged your nostrils
pabst: noooooooooo way duuuuuuuuuuude i didn't even realise... that's how confbubbled i am... hey why does it feel like we're surrounded by anal radiation???
marm: dunno, man, i'm too confbubbled to feel it.
pabst: shit man, my nostrils are still burning
confbubbled by Marmalicious July 20, 2008
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confumbled 

I am really confumbled right now because I don't know whether to eat chicken or go to the play.
confumbled by fghkftkufjytyfg January 16, 2009

confubbled 

Is it amusing to watch a confubbled person, but only vaguely amusing to be the confubbled person.
confubbled by Coty's Girl November 26, 2005

Conflobbled 

For someones face to look like a Bum Crack.
Wow man your conflobbled

Confumbled 

Being confused after being fumbled
Bro I’m a little confumbled rn. Like idfk what just happened fr.
Confumbled by nekiz June 22, 2023

confubble 

1) baffle
2) infatuate
3) to toy with, as emotions
4) to vaguely confuse; vaguely confuzzle
i think i'm speechless
and i'm just confubbled
confubble by maelstr0m_X1 March 22, 2005

Confubeled 

A Confused little man or woman who is a midget and is a jerk to everyone who is around him/her
You're a Confubeled man.
Confubeled by anonymous May 12, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

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