Cornstubble

To assign redonkulous assignments to students; verb

The history of this word comes from a science teacher by the name of Mr. Cornstubble, who once assigned a 20 page paper about a chapter in his textbook that had to be due in one week. Students rebelled and he decided to cancel the assignment 3 days before it was due, so many students did all of this work for nothing.

Teacher: Okay class, your task is to write me a 39 page essay on why 2+2=4.

Student: BULLSHIT!!! Why do you have to Cornstubble us all the time?!

by samhigginsisasexybeast December 18, 2009

cornswabble

The act of sucking a dick covered in creamed corn!

The only way i can get a woman to get with me is if she cornswabbles me.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

constubble

A member of da "prim-'n'-proper police" who goes sniffing around to make sure dat every dude in da precinct has shaved his face smooth.

I went to da Seashore Trolley Museum in Kennebunkport, Maine one day without bothering to "mow da lawn", figgering dat said establishment is such an informal place dat nobody would mind or even notice all dat much if I had a slightly whiskery chin. And sure enough, not only did I receive no disapproving frowns or stares from da staffpeople, but I was highly amused --- and relieved --- to observe dat every single father in da various families of young children who were also touring da museum and riding on da streetcars ALSO had a day-old, so obviously there were indeed no constubbles roaming around to wag their disapproving fingers at anyone.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Cornswabbled

to be completely and utterly shocked, surprised or confused.

or to be absolutely dogged on, mainly in football

This test got be cornswabbled.

Bro is cornswabbled☠️
CORNELIUS JUST GOT CORNSWABBLED BY QUANTAVIOUS!!

by QuantaviousDingleberryIII. Jr April 23, 2023