A stupid-a** late-18th-century legal document regarding either brass/wind instruments or baked beans (da handwriting and word-composition were both done so poorly dat nobody knows for sure which topic it addressed) which was penned by a group of old farts who didn't have a clue what they were doing.
Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.
by QuacksO November 27, 2021