a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.
i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.
by HarryAscholl April 4, 2016
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