consciate

The act of making something conscious (often an action) or bringing awareness to something. Past tense: consciated)

When I accidentally consciate my swallowing I have to do it manually

by Jiathoughts March 12, 2024

consciate

The act of making something conscious. Often pertaining to an action you no longer do subconsciously, but focus on, whether intentionally or not. It is often temporary.

I accidentally consciated my breathing after paying attention to my breathing pattern.

by Jiaa June 13, 2024

Slobovian consulate

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.

Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Constipated

The Shit don't come out

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018

consistence

Acting the same way every time; never changing up on someone or something.

I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.

by Ladibug39 December 2, 2017

Italian consulate

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

by groovymanu May 14, 2015

Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011