consciate

The act of making something conscious (often an action) or bringing awareness to something. Past [tense: consciated)

When I accidentally consciate my swallowing I have to do it manually

consciate by Jiathoughts March 12, 2024

consciate

The act of making something conscious. Often pertaining to an action you no longer do subconsciously, but focus on, whether intentionally or not. It is often temporary.

I accidentally consciated my breathing after paying attention to my breathing pattern.

consciate by Jiaa June 13, 2024

Slobovian consulate 

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.

Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

Slobovian consulate by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Constipated 

The Shit don't come out

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

Constipated by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018

consistence 

Acting the same way every time; never changing up on someone or something.

I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.

consistence by Ladibug39 December 2, 2017

Italian consulate 

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

Italian consulate by groovymanu May 14, 2015

Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011