conoeing 

the act of a joint burning on one side only, causing it to look like a conoe

man that joint is conoeing hard

conoeing by potty robby June 29, 2009

coneing 

The art of grabbing a McDonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonalds Worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint

Did you see that maccas workers face when we were coneing them the other day!

coneing by motownbroooooo June 14, 2011

Canoeing 

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.

As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!

Canoeing by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

canoeing 

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

canoeing by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

conolinguistics 

the art of conolingus (aka oral performed on females)

Nik:Bob and Beth have been hanging out in each others' romms a lot.
Tina:Well, yes, Bob's quite fluent in conolinguistics.

conolinguistics by Jkope November 16, 2010

Canoeing 

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.

As above

Canoeing by t1dylad January 15, 2004

Canoeing 

When a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. The resulting shape resembles a canoe.

"Awww dude, it's canoeing!"

Canoeing by Craig 119281 November 5, 2005