connoristis 

When you can’t type, or text. Always messing up words, and autocorrect can’t help you.

David:
“Hry Jessie hiws the psrty going?”
Sarah:
Ugh, I hate when David texts me!
Lesley:

Does he have connoristis or something?
Sarah:

Definitely!

connoristis by Passivity November 15, 2017

connorist 

a person who kills a joke

Way to be a connorist, jerk.

connorist by Spitzy November 6, 2007

Conoritis

An infectious and highly contagious disease commonly rooting itself within games of Ultimate Frisbee. Symptoms include: -Destroying an open and perfect pass by overshooting by 5+ meters
-Throwing in the opposite direction of your endzone
-Throwing far over a team mates head.
-Dropping the disc after a perfect pass.

Way to throw 15 feet above my head, you nutche. I think you've got a case of Conoritis. STAY AWAY FROM ME.

Conoritis by nutcheofnutche April 21, 2009