Conniptions
Conniptions by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018
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terms and conditions
I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.
terms and conditions by oldemberg May 24, 2014
hairy conniption
When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle
hairy conniption by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014
conniption fit
A conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect. Wild animation, gesticulations, and flailing of limbs often accompanies said outburst, adding visual flavor to the experience.
conniption fit by Plasmo July 1, 2014
Terms and conditions
Terms and conditions by assaholic bitch September 25, 2019
I can't work under these conditions
Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.
Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."
Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"
All: Laughter.
Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"
All: Laughter.
I can't work under these conditions by beagley May 20, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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